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Subject: I suspected we caused our sports teams to lose

Date: Sat Feb 4 08:45:56 2012
User: Snowguy
Message:
Suspicion: Confirmed. This girl realizes her decision to accept her sister's advice to put sparkles in her nail polish caused the Packers' defeat to the Giants. No Super Bowl, and they were supposed to WIN! And to make it worse, Megan had suggested she were her Clay Matthews Jersey instead of the Aaron Rodgers that would have certainly tipped the balance. One Packer already knows, because he and Ellen DeGeneris viewed it on her show. He didn't seem pissed, but you know how professional athletes control their emotions on camera. You can get rid of the ad quickly.

Link: It was all her fault, and now the world will know.

Date: Sat Feb 4 09:42:43 2012
User: BuzzClik
Message:
So, Snowy, exactly what did you do to cause the Steelers to lose? You have something you want to tell us?

Date: Sat Feb 4 10:33:34 2012
User: Snowguy
Message:
It's embarrassing.

Date: Sat Feb 4 10:38:04 2012
User: firenze
Message:
Does it involve a kumquat?

Date: Sat Feb 4 10:47:32 2012
User: PatsFan
Message:
I have to make sure I have my proper socks, and I tap the top of my head 81 times, rub my belly 83 times, click my heels 87 times... twirl around 12 times. That ought to clinch it! ;)

Date: Sat Feb 4 10:48:24 2012
User: BuzzClik
Message:
And the mustache?

Date: Sat Feb 4 10:53:50 2012
User: PatsFan
Message:
milk stache this week!

Date: Sat Feb 4 11:15:44 2012
User: Snowguy
Message:
Seems like she will be too dizzy after all that to even see the Giants' two first-quarter touchdowns and the Pats' goose-egg. And fir? Don't EVER ask me about kumquats again! ):-(

Date: Sat Feb 4 14:03:51 2012
User: LumberJack
Message:
I just watched the video from the first post. Geez. I'm sure she was not so miserable after she sobered up.

Date: Sat Feb 4 16:50:16 2012
User: PatsFan
Message:
I *almost* did something to cost the Pats the game.... almost bought NY cheddar! But, luckily, I was going back and forth between that and a Cabot (Vermont). PHEW!

Date: Sat Feb 4 20:06:06 2012
User: Snowguy
Message:
So as not to start another thread, here is the re-made and award-winning Joe Greene/Coke commercial. (Downy Unstoppables this time.) To be shown during the Super Bowl.

Link: New Joe Green commercial

Date: Sat Feb 4 21:23:26 2012
User: BuzzClik
Message:
The first one was a classic. This one? Not so much. Sequels, covers, and spinoffs of classics are made with a high element of risk. But, it was good to see Mean Joe again.

Date: Sat Dec 8 14:23:25 2018
User: TNmountainman
Message:
Bump. After the way the Steelers lost last weekend, maybe it's time for Snowguy to look in the mirror and try to figure out what he did (or didn't do) to cause his team to lose. We know this site has always had a significant self-psychological analysis aspect to it. Clearly, as he apparently is having problems picking the correct match-ups in the current NFL pick 'em contest, he's off kilter a bit somehow. Note: the last link above from 2012 is no longer working, but there are versions of it on gootube. Just have to do the search. Fortunately, the original video link still works like a charm.

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