Subject: got any favorite quotes?
Date: Sun Aug 15 11:36:45 2021
User: MrFixit
Message:Short and punchy so they fit in the small available space. If you have something good I'll add it to the rotation.
Denny
Date: Sun Aug 15 11:48:36 2021
User: HopDiriDiriDattiriDittiriDom
Message:Taken from this forum:
I assume the tasty part is that its winnable, right now I'm only at the "staring through the window watching people eat lobster while i get drenched in a cold rain" stage.
AFAIR it was ix's.
Date: Sun Aug 15 12:03:20 2021
User: HopDiriDiriDattiriDittiriDom
Message:"when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth" - sherlock holmes
May be useful when looking at a game and you are unsure whether it is winnable or not.
Date: Sun Aug 15 12:05:46 2021
User: Kumquat-of-Conciliation
Message:That could also, and has been..............applied to the analysis of those rather amazing recently release UFO videos. Not that any clear conclusion can be reached from the 3 possibilities, but just sayin'.
Date: Sun Aug 15 12:07:34 2021
User: HopDiriDiriDattiriDittiriDom
Message:"Absense of evidence is not an evidence of absense." - Yuri Miller (on existance of life other than on earth)
Date: Sun Aug 15 12:22:30 2021
User: outskirts
Message:Get your covid shots, fool
Date: Sun Aug 15 13:30:40 2021
User: TitanicTony
Message:Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference!
Date: Sun Aug 15 13:57:01 2021
User: redberet
Message:All The Way!
Date: Sun Aug 15 14:02:53 2021
User: TitanicTonys_deckofcards
Message:Give me the serenity to accept the hand that the dealer has dealt my master - and do the best I can with it.
Date: Sun Aug 15 16:32:23 2021
User: FilthyMcNasty
Message:“As my dear old grandfather Litvak said (just before they swung the trap), he said ‘You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.’"
—-WC Fields
Date: Sun Aug 15 20:02:46 2021
User: roo
Message:"You call that a knife - this is a knife"! - Crocodile Dundee
Date: Sun Aug 15 20:30:58 2021
User: mrbuck
Message:"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Men who do things without being told draw the most wages."
also Rodney Dangerfield
Date: Sun Aug 15 22:17:06 2021
User: redberet
Message:"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
James Cagney
Date: Sun Aug 15 23:29:20 2021
User: HopDiriDiriDattiriDittiriDom
Message:"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest where 2+2=5 and the path leading out is only wide enough for one." -Mikhail Tal
Date: Mon Aug 16 07:17:18 2021
User: MrFixit
Message:Gotta be super short to fit into the box. Although I guess I could make the box bigger.
Date: Mon Aug 16 08:33:58 2021
User: BuzzClik
Message:Is there a max character count?
Date: Mon Aug 16 09:35:04 2021
User: olblue
Message:Turn left at Greenland.
John Lennon
Date: Mon Aug 16 10:51:38 2021
User: MrFixit
Message:100 right now. Suggestions?
Date: Mon Aug 16 12:17:22 2021
User: outskirts
Message:It's always something
Roseanne Rosannadanna
Date: Mon Aug 16 12:56:06 2021
User: nug
Message:Life's a bitch and then you die.
More or less everyone has said that.
Date: Mon Aug 16 13:17:55 2021
User: free@last
Message:“Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies.”
-Nelson Mandela
Date: Mon Aug 16 13:35:31 2021
User: redberet
Message:"100 characters or less"
Dennis Cronin
Date: Mon Aug 16 21:06:08 2021
User: Kaos
Message:“O, wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us!"
Robert Burns
Date: Tue Aug 17 14:10:28 2021
User: olblue
Message:I beat anorexia.
olblue
Date: Tue Aug 17 15:38:06 2021
User: NNY
Message:On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Date: Tue Aug 17 15:39:10 2021
User: NNY
Message:If I had known the destination of the hand basket, I would never have gotten into it.
Date: Tue Aug 17 18:03:01 2021
User: MrFixit
Message:I took a few above. Thanks.
Date: Tue Aug 17 19:00:17 2021
User: ch9an19
Message: “Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.”
― The Dude
Date: Wed Aug 18 16:23:29 2021
User: NNY
Message:I told her, ‘You can’t drown your troubles, Mrs. Decker, because troubles can swim.’
--Margaret Millar, Ask For Me Tomorrow
Date: Wed Aug 18 18:46:24 2021
User: olblue
Message:"Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Major Kong
Date: Wed Aug 18 21:30:26 2021
User: Klepp
Message:[whatever these dudes are saying]
Link: Braggarts
Date: Wed Aug 18 22:10:13 2021
User: Kaos
Message:If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
Date: Wed Aug 18 22:13:18 2021
User: Kaos
Message:Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Date: Wed Aug 18 23:01:11 2021
User: redberet
Message:It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W.C. Fields
Date: Thu Aug 19 00:41:21 2021
User: ThunderRoad
Message:“What I’ve got, I have earned. What I’m not, I have learned.”
Bruce Springsteen
Date: Thu Aug 19 11:43:38 2021
User: redberet
Message:"The road to success is filled with potholes."
Asphalt salesman.
Date: Thu Aug 19 20:45:37 2021
User: roo
Message:"Tournament starting times are merely suggestions to calicokid and racingyou ..." - byronsmoot, today.
Date: Fri Oct 22 01:13:29 2021
User: TNmountainman
Message:"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."
-- Frank Zappa
Date: Thu Oct 28 04:08:44 2021
User: Stop_GMO
Message:Another reason to be a Zappa fan...
Date: Thu Oct 28 07:07:03 2021
User: sgmsgmsgm
Message:You can't save people from themselves.
.... Unknown
Date: Thu Oct 28 15:14:26 2021
User: TitanicTony
Message: Go MAD!
Make A Difference!
Date: Thu Oct 28 22:52:58 2021
User: bingbong
Message:Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
*... Elbert Hubbard
Date: Fri Oct 29 14:30:56 2021
User: aschdog
Message:"I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour."
"The best things in life will either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant."
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'”
Date: Sun Oct 31 16:32:38 2021
User: wasteofspace
Message:"Gravity always wins" - work colleague who refused to fly.
Date: Wed Nov 3 17:42:05 2021
User: redberet
Message:"I can only one thing at a time and right now it's resting."
me to wife.
Date: Mon Apr 18 09:52:05 2022
User: Klepp
Message:"It's turtles all the way down."--Unknown
Link: Infinite Regress
Date: Fri Jun 10 00:22:50 2022
User: TNmountainman
Message:"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can alter my sails to reach my destination."
-- Jimmy Dean
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