Please let me break even today. I desperately need the points.
(borrowed from an Irish joke)
DO THE FREECELL SHUFFLE
Well it's a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
Then it's the pelvic thrust
It really makes you insane
Let's use a card deck again
(borrowed from Richard O'Brien)
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