Ha, no I didn’t make the veggie sand at all because I messed up the spread. I rarely put salt on stuff—not even baked potatoes usually. But the veg spread I made called for it and I screwed up the proportions, realizing too late I only had one package cream cheese. Also went overboard with carrots & cucumber. Most things that call for lots of veggies I usually like better with double or even triple veg. But the spread sucked. Then the whole thing felt moot so I bailed on it and prob ordered in.
I thought filthy was TN? You kids and the extra screen names! Can’t keep it straight.
It’s like the end of that Wikileaks movie (spoiler if you care to watch it..but it was just ok) where it’s all just Julian Assange posting under diff names.
One day I’ll find out you’re all just TN, bouncing around message boards to raise awareness of Brett Favre’s gin blossoms.
Filth, lol I didn’t read the end at first. What’s your line of work that you appreciate short memories so? You in the mob? Working on a cure for early onset Alzheimer’s? Trauma counselor? Or maybe political advisor to current admin? (ha)
I do like art museums, no on Talbots..(why is shopping in quotation marks? You shoplifting ladies wear?) And can’t say I have that fear, no.
Are you certain it wasn’t the other way around?
Ms AdoptADog,
I am a performance artist, of a sort. My stage is any public place, preferably populated by a stodgy, unexpecting audience. I prefer a solo performance but enjoy the right company. firenzes_mother and I made quite the tandem — whistles blaring, trench coats unfurled. Those were the days. Unfortunately, her brother and I don’t get along. You will meet him soon enough.
firenzes_mother ‘s ...brother?! Don’t tell me there’s a firenzes_uncle hanging around here.
Wait. Uncle Vito, perchance?
In any case, the day I see firenzes_cousin_twice_removed pop up on here, I’m scrapping my account and donating all my elo to finding a cure for Favre’s gin blossoms, foiling any plans for future discussions.
(I’m actually not even sure who mentioned Favre ‘s gin blossoms and too lazy to check..just a memorable highlight of recent discussion board goings on)
This observer is somewhat taken aback that it's not patently obvious that this TNMountainman guy has at least an order of magnitude (perhaps 3!) more couth than this "performance artist" FilthyMcNasty. Even more so to such an astute fellow observer as GoAdoptADog! Oh well.......this internet thing is a funny digitscape.
A four ton seizure of meth? It initially sounded to me like way way more than it really is...the math says around five million grams, a lot I suppose, but I have seen bigger.
Survival of the fittest. Keyboard cleaner sniffers may not be our leaders of tomorrow.
This Ronald "Jay" Theriot dude knows beer.
Of course this is the IDEAL...but Humankind is so unbelievably distant it's a mere mere DREAM.
Did you have assassination on your bingo card? Lesser lawmakers still count.
The under/over bet for number of tank crews to soon enough descend upon Los Angeles is 35, I'd say.
There’s the militarization of the police force, and then there’s plain old military intervention.
In my backyard I saw a chipmunk stuff his jowels with corn I've scattered, and then zip back to what I assue is his or her lair (it's within view and reach).
A 12 gauge will save your corn. And the bonus is, there will be nothing to clean up.
I was once engaged in a brutal conflict with a local population of squirrels and an occasional chipmunk. My weapon of choice was a low caliber air pistol; theirs was psy-ops. Although they suffered enormous losses, requiring endless “cleanup”, they ultimately won. My penance was dealing with thousands of unburied acorns.
I swear I saw Charlie in the crowd, chanting along with the marchers.
If I see an ELO show up after a game, it is because the software bounced me out of my preferred play. Generally, I detect when that happens and immediately quit the game, which is largely why my ELO is down there with the whale fesces.
I remember taking naps with my bluejacket on.
Is that a euphemism for coats with arms that tie in the back? Were your "naps" aided by Nurse Ratched's snooze medicine?
So many people thought badly of Nurse Ratched. She is near the top of my "hot or not" list (on the plus side). Imagine what she was like in decompression mode.
"bluejacket"...the USN enlisted man's working jacket (blue in color, zip-up...
No, the Navy brought them over, and now they're debriefing.
...the "count for streak" box should be set to *positive default*..............................but what the yukk do I know, innocent suggestion.
So, that modification is Number One on Mossad’s list? That surprises me.
Why is it that with connecting flights through Charlotte or O'Hare, your plane lands at Concourse A, Gate 75 and your connecting flight is on Concourse Z, Gate 75?
The best part of O’Hare is the endless journey underground on the moving walkway with the flashing lights.
Just once, I would like to land at gate H16 and have my connecting flight at gate H15. Are you listening American Airlines?
Long answer: My experience, both in the U.S. and abroad, is that the escort business is always in vogue, regardless of the reigning political philosophy. If there is a public crackdown on such enterprises, only those in power have unfettered access to escorts.
Short answer: duh