Subject: Overused Words to the Point of Being Meaningless

As per

"My dogs bark a lot, as per my cats."

Those of us who actually are unique might get offended, but I don't care what anyone thinks, so there's that.

BTW it's super hilarious to me when I see per se written as per say. 

per view

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who had that on their bingo card

Exactly.

"That deal took longer than you said it would."
"It was only an estimation."
"Exactly."

From the department of stupid memes

You never (whatever) ... and it shows.

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OMG! That is about as old as doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou ...

Don't ever say "glow up" around me. I might slap you.

Tell me you don’t understand […] without telling me […]

Saw a really stupid one yesterday. "What would you say to me (identity unknown) to prove you were there in the 70s?" 

Really? Is this the new data mining?

70s - biggest moment was hearing the breaking news of Elvis' death in 1977. 

kangaroo says hello.

or maybe 

kangaroo has entered the chat

or Biggles combs his hair!

who had [...] on their bingo card?

"Bite me" never goes out of style IMO. It makes it's point without profanity, so I can use it with just about anyone.😊

Why would you want someone to bite you?  Lord knows what they might have.

"Just about anyone" knows what it means. I suggest asking the internet. Unless u r just trying to be funny. If that's the case, u r not. 

Why would I ask the internet?  The phrase itself is quite clear and can only be interpreted one way.  I find it amazing that someone as intelligent as you would use it.

"You're the type of guy who'll try to call me a punk, not knowin' that your main girl's bitin' my chunk." - lyric from LL Cool J's "I'm That Type of Guy"

Resilient 

Resilience 

Resiliency 

Megalomaniac isn't used enough any more 

Instead of being just excited, people today seem to be super excited.  I would assume they pee their pants a lot.

Maybe that's why I keep hearing ads for these fabulous products.

..and Euroclubs. If you dont know the Euroclub,you missed out on some great American infomercial lore/comedy. 

I do like that Italo disco.

LOL @ SI - super intelligence* 😆😆😆😝💀

*attempted coinage by DT 

Add edit: This is his suggestion to rename ai - look it up if you don't believe it 

Dont we miss the days when "what DT just tweeted" was the entertainment of the day. Hes been tamped a bit since then.

I will add one

In the history of the world - Never

Sandbox talk. Many a 9-year old can relate here.